I lost my locket. My aunt gave it to me on the most important day of my life: my birth.
Small. Gold. Heart-shaped. Starburst pattern on the cover. Small diamond in the center. Empty.
If you find it, please keep it safe for me.
If I see it on your neck prepare for a slow, painful death. [That was mostly hyperbolic. Mostly.]
I'm too upset about this to post properly. Tomorrow, children. Tomorrow.
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I will NEVER name any offenders. Photographs of offenders will either be used only with express permission of the individual or their faces will be blocked. Jests will not be made about an individual's body, with the exception of moobs, camel toe, wedgies, poor hygiene, or when the clothing is exposing or distorting the body in such a manner that it is distracting. Sarcasm will be used. Frequently. But only with the intent of making the blog humorous. It is not intended to hurt an individual personally and should not be read as such.
Style Wasteland | Dictionary
Definitions:
Thut - noun: the piece of flesh on top of the thigh, right underneath the butt.
Camel Toe - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when a female wears pants that are too tight. The fabric clings to the vaginal area, creating a cleft that resembles the hoof of a camel.
Moose Knuckle - noun: The male equivalent of Camel Toe.
Muffin Top - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when an individual wears pants that are too tight, forcing the flesh around the midsection to spill out over the top of the garment.
Totes - adverb: Short for "totally."
Presh - adjective: Short for "precious."
Adorbs - adjective: Short for "adorable."
Perf - 1. adjective: Short for "perfect." 2. noun: Short for "perfection."
BT Dubs - colloquialism: Short for "BTW," or "By the way."
Reg - noun: Short for "regular." pl.: regs.
LBD - noun: Short for "Little Black Dress." A must-have for any woman's wardrobe.
JSYK - colloquialism: Short for "Just so you know."
Designer Abbreviations:
VS - Victoria's Secret
LV - Louis Vuitton
Marc - Marc Jacobs or any of the sub-labels
RL - Ralph Lauren or any of the sub-labels
YSL - Yves Saint Laurent
Louboutin - Christian Louboutin
OdlR - Oscar de la Renta
D&B - Dooney & Bourke
Dolce - Dolce & Gabbana or any of the sub-labels
V&R - Viktor & Rolf
Thut - noun: the piece of flesh on top of the thigh, right underneath the butt.
Camel Toe - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when a female wears pants that are too tight. The fabric clings to the vaginal area, creating a cleft that resembles the hoof of a camel.
Moose Knuckle - noun: The male equivalent of Camel Toe.
Muffin Top - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when an individual wears pants that are too tight, forcing the flesh around the midsection to spill out over the top of the garment.
Totes - adverb: Short for "totally."
Presh - adjective: Short for "precious."
Adorbs - adjective: Short for "adorable."
Perf - 1. adjective: Short for "perfect." 2. noun: Short for "perfection."
BT Dubs - colloquialism: Short for "BTW," or "By the way."
Reg - noun: Short for "regular." pl.: regs.
LBD - noun: Short for "Little Black Dress." A must-have for any woman's wardrobe.
JSYK - colloquialism: Short for "Just so you know."
Designer Abbreviations:
VS - Victoria's Secret
LV - Louis Vuitton
Marc - Marc Jacobs or any of the sub-labels
RL - Ralph Lauren or any of the sub-labels
YSL - Yves Saint Laurent
Louboutin - Christian Louboutin
OdlR - Oscar de la Renta
D&B - Dooney & Bourke
Dolce - Dolce & Gabbana or any of the sub-labels
V&R - Viktor & Rolf
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