Sorry, children. My B.
One month later and . . . . I'm not really updating.
Classes, which, contrary to popular belief, I do attend and complete assignments for, have been getting hectic.
Here's the plan [someone please keep me on track] [thank you Donna for the constant badgering]: weekly updates. Scheduled for Fridays. Does that sound ok to you? It had better, because you don't have a choice in the matter.
Tomorrow plan on reading about the newest campus trend.
"Fashions fade, style is eternal."
-Yves Saint Laurent
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Style Wasteland | Manifesto
I will NEVER name any offenders. Photographs of offenders will either be used only with express permission of the individual or their faces will be blocked. Jests will not be made about an individual's body, with the exception of moobs, camel toe, wedgies, poor hygiene, or when the clothing is exposing or distorting the body in such a manner that it is distracting. Sarcasm will be used. Frequently. But only with the intent of making the blog humorous. It is not intended to hurt an individual personally and should not be read as such.
Style Wasteland | Dictionary
Definitions:
Thut - noun: the piece of flesh on top of the thigh, right underneath the butt.
Camel Toe - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when a female wears pants that are too tight. The fabric clings to the vaginal area, creating a cleft that resembles the hoof of a camel.
Moose Knuckle - noun: The male equivalent of Camel Toe.
Muffin Top - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when an individual wears pants that are too tight, forcing the flesh around the midsection to spill out over the top of the garment.
Totes - adverb: Short for "totally."
Presh - adjective: Short for "precious."
Adorbs - adjective: Short for "adorable."
Perf - 1. adjective: Short for "perfect." 2. noun: Short for "perfection."
BT Dubs - colloquialism: Short for "BTW," or "By the way."
Reg - noun: Short for "regular." pl.: regs.
LBD - noun: Short for "Little Black Dress." A must-have for any woman's wardrobe.
JSYK - colloquialism: Short for "Just so you know."
Designer Abbreviations:
VS - Victoria's Secret
LV - Louis Vuitton
Marc - Marc Jacobs or any of the sub-labels
RL - Ralph Lauren or any of the sub-labels
YSL - Yves Saint Laurent
Louboutin - Christian Louboutin
OdlR - Oscar de la Renta
D&B - Dooney & Bourke
Dolce - Dolce & Gabbana or any of the sub-labels
V&R - Viktor & Rolf
Thut - noun: the piece of flesh on top of the thigh, right underneath the butt.
Camel Toe - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when a female wears pants that are too tight. The fabric clings to the vaginal area, creating a cleft that resembles the hoof of a camel.
Moose Knuckle - noun: The male equivalent of Camel Toe.
Muffin Top - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when an individual wears pants that are too tight, forcing the flesh around the midsection to spill out over the top of the garment.
Totes - adverb: Short for "totally."
Presh - adjective: Short for "precious."
Adorbs - adjective: Short for "adorable."
Perf - 1. adjective: Short for "perfect." 2. noun: Short for "perfection."
BT Dubs - colloquialism: Short for "BTW," or "By the way."
Reg - noun: Short for "regular." pl.: regs.
LBD - noun: Short for "Little Black Dress." A must-have for any woman's wardrobe.
JSYK - colloquialism: Short for "Just so you know."
Designer Abbreviations:
VS - Victoria's Secret
LV - Louis Vuitton
Marc - Marc Jacobs or any of the sub-labels
RL - Ralph Lauren or any of the sub-labels
YSL - Yves Saint Laurent
Louboutin - Christian Louboutin
OdlR - Oscar de la Renta
D&B - Dooney & Bourke
Dolce - Dolce & Gabbana or any of the sub-labels
V&R - Viktor & Rolf
1 comment:
woo hoo! glad you're back and blogging. looking forward to the updates!
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