I will NEVER name any offenders. Photographs of offenders will either be used only with express permission of the individual or their faces will be blocked. Jests will not be made about an individual's body, with the exception of moobs, camel toe, wedgies, poor hygiene, or when the clothing is exposing or distorting the body in such a manner that it is distracting. Sarcasm will be used. Frequently. But only with the intent of making the blog humorous. It is not intended to hurt an individual personally and should not be read as such.
Style Wasteland | Dictionary
Definitions:
Thut - noun: the piece of flesh on top of the thigh, right underneath the butt. Camel Toe - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when a female wears pants that are too tight. The fabric clings to the vaginal area, creating a cleft that resembles the hoof of a camel. Moose Knuckle - noun: The male equivalent of Camel Toe. Muffin Top - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when an individual wears pants that are too tight, forcing the flesh around the midsection to spill out over the top of the garment. Totes - adverb: Short for "totally." Presh - adjective: Short for "precious." Adorbs - adjective: Short for "adorable." Perf - 1. adjective: Short for "perfect." 2. noun: Short for "perfection." BT Dubs - colloquialism: Short for "BTW," or "By the way." Reg - noun: Short for "regular." pl.: regs. LBD - noun: Short for "Little Black Dress." A must-have for any woman's wardrobe. JSYK - colloquialism: Short for "Just so you know."
Designer Abbreviations:
VS - Victoria's Secret LV - Louis Vuitton Marc - Marc Jacobs or any of the sub-labels RL - Ralph Lauren or any of the sub-labels YSL - Yves Saint Laurent Louboutin - Christian Louboutin OdlR - Oscar de la Renta D&B - Dooney & Bourke Dolce - Dolce & Gabbana or any of the sub-labels V&R - Viktor & Rolf
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