Well, children, it has been fun, but the semester is coming to an end.
One thing before I close for the semester [there may be posts about Houston life over the break.]:
If I can't tell the difference between your beanie and your hair, we have a problem. I'll let you all muddle through that one on your own.
Good luck with your finals!
"Fashions fade, style is eternal."
- Yves Saint Laurent
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I will NEVER name any offenders. Photographs of offenders will either be used only with express permission of the individual or their faces will be blocked. Jests will not be made about an individual's body, with the exception of moobs, camel toe, wedgies, poor hygiene, or when the clothing is exposing or distorting the body in such a manner that it is distracting. Sarcasm will be used. Frequently. But only with the intent of making the blog humorous. It is not intended to hurt an individual personally and should not be read as such.
Style Wasteland | Dictionary
Definitions:
Thut - noun: the piece of flesh on top of the thigh, right underneath the butt.
Camel Toe - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when a female wears pants that are too tight. The fabric clings to the vaginal area, creating a cleft that resembles the hoof of a camel.
Moose Knuckle - noun: The male equivalent of Camel Toe.
Muffin Top - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when an individual wears pants that are too tight, forcing the flesh around the midsection to spill out over the top of the garment.
Totes - adverb: Short for "totally."
Presh - adjective: Short for "precious."
Adorbs - adjective: Short for "adorable."
Perf - 1. adjective: Short for "perfect." 2. noun: Short for "perfection."
BT Dubs - colloquialism: Short for "BTW," or "By the way."
Reg - noun: Short for "regular." pl.: regs.
LBD - noun: Short for "Little Black Dress." A must-have for any woman's wardrobe.
JSYK - colloquialism: Short for "Just so you know."
Designer Abbreviations:
VS - Victoria's Secret
LV - Louis Vuitton
Marc - Marc Jacobs or any of the sub-labels
RL - Ralph Lauren or any of the sub-labels
YSL - Yves Saint Laurent
Louboutin - Christian Louboutin
OdlR - Oscar de la Renta
D&B - Dooney & Bourke
Dolce - Dolce & Gabbana or any of the sub-labels
V&R - Viktor & Rolf
Thut - noun: the piece of flesh on top of the thigh, right underneath the butt.
Camel Toe - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when a female wears pants that are too tight. The fabric clings to the vaginal area, creating a cleft that resembles the hoof of a camel.
Moose Knuckle - noun: The male equivalent of Camel Toe.
Muffin Top - noun: Phenomenon that occurs when an individual wears pants that are too tight, forcing the flesh around the midsection to spill out over the top of the garment.
Totes - adverb: Short for "totally."
Presh - adjective: Short for "precious."
Adorbs - adjective: Short for "adorable."
Perf - 1. adjective: Short for "perfect." 2. noun: Short for "perfection."
BT Dubs - colloquialism: Short for "BTW," or "By the way."
Reg - noun: Short for "regular." pl.: regs.
LBD - noun: Short for "Little Black Dress." A must-have for any woman's wardrobe.
JSYK - colloquialism: Short for "Just so you know."
Designer Abbreviations:
VS - Victoria's Secret
LV - Louis Vuitton
Marc - Marc Jacobs or any of the sub-labels
RL - Ralph Lauren or any of the sub-labels
YSL - Yves Saint Laurent
Louboutin - Christian Louboutin
OdlR - Oscar de la Renta
D&B - Dooney & Bourke
Dolce - Dolce & Gabbana or any of the sub-labels
V&R - Viktor & Rolf
4 comments:
Hey, I'm going to be in Houston for a bit before I fly to Europe. I was wondering if we might be able to coordinate a small style workshop/shopping trip, lol. Just let me know.
I'm sure we can figure something out. Just give me a call and let me know when you'll be in town. We may even be able to convince MLP to swing in to H-town. We can make a party out of it.
Oh, yeah. For sure. We can take her to Niko Niko's. It depends on when, but I should be in town after the start of the year. Let's do something.
Oh, and I threw up in my mouth a little when I read that paragraph about the hair/beanie. Just saying.
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